An hour of radio. No trousers required.
CockTalk is a conversation program for roosters. Guests discuss weather, jurisdiction over the gravel, and who started it. The human who registered CockTalk.com is not a rooster and is not taking calls.
What this is not.
This is not a dating app, a medical clinic, a cigar show that spelled it wrong, or a customer-service line for anything that crows at 4:51 a.m.
If you arrived from a different kind of search, you may leave with your dignity. The rooster will not.
Tonight’s board
| Segment | Notes |
|---|---|
| Cold open | Four minutes of unexplained screaming. This is the theme music. |
| The Gravel Summit | Two roosters, one driveway. Neither will yield. We air the whole thing. |
| Advice | Caller asks how to be taken seriously. Guest recommends standing on something higher and repeating yourself. |
| Mailbag | We do not have mail. We have a shoe that landed in the run. We discuss the shoe. |
| Sign-off | Same as the cold open. The intern is a hen. She has asked to be credited as Executive Producer. Denied. |
House rules
- No talking over the host, unless you are also a rooster, in which case that is the format.
- Guests may not peck the microphone. The last microphone is in a tree.
- CigarTalk listeners who wandered over: different bird. Sit down.
- If you came for the other meaning of the title, the show is still about roosters. We are committed to the bit.
Frequently unanswered questions
Is this live?
Something is always live in the yard. Whether it is the show is a separate question.
Can I be a guest?
If you can get to the top of the coop unaided and stay there, you are already on.
Do you take sponsors?
We take cracked corn and the occasional domain inquiry. Write the person who is not a rooster via the comedy page below.
If you wanted the human who bought a name that sounded like trouble and then built a fence around it, there is an unrelated comedy page. It will not crow for you.
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CockTalk.com is a joke with a URL. It is not affiliated with any poultry association, radio network, or similarly named product. Do not send live birds. Do not send the other thing either.
